Who should pay for my drinking problem?
Alright, last year we completely owned Seattle, which was the main reason we won the West. Now, we're 3-9 against Seattle, and soon to be 3-10, after our pitching completely blew a good lead. Honestly, Seattle has been a complete joke since 2002, and I don't see how the 2007 team is any different from the 2006 team (other than adding Jeff "Aloha Mr. Hand" Weaver to the team). This team is really pissing me off, and my main questions are:
1. Who is to blame for the amount of drinking I now have to do to put up w/ the 2007 A's
2. Who is going to fund my drinking?
This is an open letter to Lew Wolff and Billy Beane. Both of you are fucking with the team I have loved since 1977, and you should fund my new found drinking problem. Additionally, I heard a scary rumor (can't speak to the truth of this, its just a rumor) that Lew Wolff is moving the A's to Fremont, getting them in a new stadium, then he will cash out soon and sell the team within a year or two to make a quick buck. We all know that once teams get new stadiums, they become much more valuable. If Lew Wolff is truly considering this, as the real estate developer that he is, its total bullshit. Its probably a false rumor, but it still makes me nervous.
Well, its officially over, the 2007 A's are not capable of holding on to a 10-7 lead. Game over : 14-10. This team is a fucking joke, and someone needs to be held responsible for this bullshit. The Angels and Mariners are not very good teams, but somehow we're like 12 games back. This is the most painful season I've been through since the 90s. Remember the 90s, specifically the late 90s, when we were perennial losers? You know, when we were like Boston. Well, at least then we had guys like Matt Stairs and John Jaha. We had an excuse. Now we've got bitches like Bobby Crosby and Eric Chavez, guys who can't stay healthy or hit. I hate Boston and the rest of the season, my goal is to make sure they don't make the playoffs, but at least their players all want to win enough that they pop steroids like candy. See, the Red Sox want to win so much that guys like Lowell, Schilling, ORTIZ (for sure), Manny, Varitek, they all take steroids because they want to make it to the postseason. Maybe our players should start doing roids too?
Boston also has the luxury of playing a lot of games against one of the worst teams in the last 20 years - the TB Devil Rays. Fortunately for us, their $100M man lost to them today. Suck it homos.
I'm calling you out Beane and Wolff - Oakland deserves better than this. This is bullshit. If we're going to be this bad, we might as well be the lovable losers of 1997. Fuck you all, get us some wins!
Btw. I'm glad to see Cancer boy got rocked yesterday. Lester is a bitch and always will be, he can (and does) suck it for all I care. Eat a dick Peter Gammons. If Boston and LAA don't make the playoffs, 2007 will be a mild success for me. This needs to happen. And Lew Wolff needs to give me $200 a week to keep following this team. Booze is not cheap in Santa Monica son. And yes, I know being drunk on a Sunday at 4:30 does not happen unless you're an A's fan!
1. Who is to blame for the amount of drinking I now have to do to put up w/ the 2007 A's
2. Who is going to fund my drinking?
This is an open letter to Lew Wolff and Billy Beane. Both of you are fucking with the team I have loved since 1977, and you should fund my new found drinking problem. Additionally, I heard a scary rumor (can't speak to the truth of this, its just a rumor) that Lew Wolff is moving the A's to Fremont, getting them in a new stadium, then he will cash out soon and sell the team within a year or two to make a quick buck. We all know that once teams get new stadiums, they become much more valuable. If Lew Wolff is truly considering this, as the real estate developer that he is, its total bullshit. Its probably a false rumor, but it still makes me nervous.
Well, its officially over, the 2007 A's are not capable of holding on to a 10-7 lead. Game over : 14-10. This team is a fucking joke, and someone needs to be held responsible for this bullshit. The Angels and Mariners are not very good teams, but somehow we're like 12 games back. This is the most painful season I've been through since the 90s. Remember the 90s, specifically the late 90s, when we were perennial losers? You know, when we were like Boston. Well, at least then we had guys like Matt Stairs and John Jaha. We had an excuse. Now we've got bitches like Bobby Crosby and Eric Chavez, guys who can't stay healthy or hit. I hate Boston and the rest of the season, my goal is to make sure they don't make the playoffs, but at least their players all want to win enough that they pop steroids like candy. See, the Red Sox want to win so much that guys like Lowell, Schilling, ORTIZ (for sure), Manny, Varitek, they all take steroids because they want to make it to the postseason. Maybe our players should start doing roids too?
Boston also has the luxury of playing a lot of games against one of the worst teams in the last 20 years - the TB Devil Rays. Fortunately for us, their $100M man lost to them today. Suck it homos.
I'm calling you out Beane and Wolff - Oakland deserves better than this. This is bullshit. If we're going to be this bad, we might as well be the lovable losers of 1997. Fuck you all, get us some wins!
Btw. I'm glad to see Cancer boy got rocked yesterday. Lester is a bitch and always will be, he can (and does) suck it for all I care. Eat a dick Peter Gammons. If Boston and LAA don't make the playoffs, 2007 will be a mild success for me. This needs to happen. And Lew Wolff needs to give me $200 a week to keep following this team. Booze is not cheap in Santa Monica son. And yes, I know being drunk on a Sunday at 4:30 does not happen unless you're an A's fan!
Labels: 2007, A's, billy beane, boston sucks, lew wolff, steroids
posted by Fletch at Sunday, July 29, 2007
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